I
started a new job on Monday at a commercial dairy farm. I learnt how to ride a
quad bike Monday, attach 2 different trailers to it and tow them - one with the
1 and 2 day old calves in it - and was passenger in the 3 different John
Deere tractors observing how to operate them. I also learnt how to put teat
cups on cows for the automated milking, how to clean and store them afterwards
and used huge hoses like fire hoses to spray the milking shed clean. The 2 “new”
calves weren't very co-operative with their first hand feeding session, even
though it was their mother’s milk they were being offered out of a big feeding bottle. Rubber teats aren't quite the same as “mum’s”.
Yesterday
I drove the smallest tractor, supervised, and took a bale of hay about the same
size as my Nissan Pulsar sedan down to the dry cows. There are 4 steps into the
cab of this tractor and it’s about 2 times the length of my car. If I'm allowed
to take pics and post them, I will, as I can’t seem to find an online pic as
the smallest (and also oldest) tractor is apparently 14 years old. I also
shovelled pellets into the quad trailer and spread them in the feeding troughs
in the dry cow paddock unsupervised. I’ll need to be a bit quicker unloading
though as the cows heard/saw me coming and bolted over! Very difficult to
shovel feed when there’s half a dozen fuzzy heads in the trailer and the rest
are standing in/beside the ground level troughs. At least they aren't pushy or
irritable in the paddock like Brahmans can be and even the biggest Friesian is
only 2/3 the size of a Brahman. I haven’t found any kickers yet if you give
them a poke to move them.
Spent
part of yesterday afternoon helping replace old teat cups by cutting them out
then wriggling the new ones into place. Milking was quicker this afternoon as I'm acquiring the knack of sorting out the odd problems that sets of teat cups have
and keeping clear of cows with dancing feet. Some of them just rock from hoof
to hoof when they hear their set of cups started, before you put them on, but
then there are the ticklish ones, or the few heifers that aren't used to it yet,
that will kick and swish their tails. Swishy tails makes it difficult to see
where the cows teats are so you can put the cups on quickly and have your hands
out of kicking range. Lol, I'm learning not to cup heifers but leave it to the
2 more experienced hands to do until I'm more used to it, and quicker, as I
scored a bruised finger on Monday.
One
thing this job is ensuring is that I have a good night’s sleep! My head hits
the pillow and that’s it.
Danni,
if having a job you love is indulging yourself - and also has the added bonuses
of being with animals you like, earning you money, making you happy and keeping
your mind occupied so you can’t dwell on depressing stuff – then I think I am
spoiling myself. I also won’t become bored with it as it is seasonal work and
will be finished in a couple of months.
Thinking
a nomadic lifestyle of farm work might be the go for a few years but I’ll have
to trade my “rice burner” for a vehicle I can sleep in if necessary.
One has to
have dreams.
Cheers,
Rob XO
P.S. Before
anyone goes politically correct on MY blog - “rice burner” is not an
insult to the car, the makers or their nationality. It is a compliment to the
fact that my current vehicle is cheap, economical and easy to use,
reliable and therefore very frugal - just like rice!
R.